Folks, the President needs a break. He’s like a Black and Decker cordless Dirt Devil vacuum. If you don’t recharge his batteries, he can’t suck.

I literally bought the vacuum today. I was using the upholstery brush on a piece of furniture. The vacuum was sitting on a shaggy area rug and started sucking the rug up. (I thought because the hose was connected to the upholstery brush, it wouldn’t be sucking on the bottom. I’ve never had an upright [...]